Jump Rope Rhymes for April Fools

Happy April Fools Day!  Aren't you glad it's not on a school day?  I sure am.  Well, last night I was researching jump rope and hand clap rhymes for a little project I'm working on (coming soon) and I found a few that I won't be putting in my project, but thought you might get a good April Fools laugh from.  Here they are:

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why'd ya do that in my eye?
Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly.


I know something, 
But I won't tell.
Three little monkeys,
in a peanut shell.
One can read,
And one can dance,
And one has a hole,
in the seat of his pants!


Cinderella
Dressed in yella
Went to meet her handsome fella.
On the way her undies busted
How many people were disgusted?
1! 2! 3! 4! (etc.)